Day 1 was interesting. The email's subject line was "Ina Garten's Shortbread Cookies." I was all, "Huh??" I clicked through and quickly scanned the ingredients list, looking for ingredients like blue cohosh and placenta. It appeared to be a completely normal recipe, much to my surprise. Then I realized...
I was thinking of Ina May Gaskin, famous midwife and homebirth advocate, not Ina Garten, Barefoot Contessa.
|Ina May Gaskin - probably makes terrible cookies|
|Ina Garten - probably didn't give birth on a farm|
But if Ina May ever starts making cookies, I have the perfect cookie cutter for her!