Once upon a time, my dad got the girls one of those keyboards with the lights inside the keys that will teach you to play, assuming that you don't just set it to play Beyond the Sea at volume level 12 and run away, laughing maniacally.
Tonight after dinner, the girls did just that, once again, for the squajillionth time, and BJ says, "You have a key to your dad's house, right?"
"Because we're totally breaking in and we're leaving that thing there."
"Oh, that would be funny."
"And we're going to glue down the volume switch, glue shut the battery compartment, and leave it playing Beyond the Sea at about this volume level."
"That would be AWESOME," I laughed. "He's working tonight..."
You can have this kind of fun, too! Gotta love Amazon!