Thursday, October 16, 2008

I Like Free Stuff and I Cannot Lie!

Go here, follow the instructions, get a free cutlery set and dessert (I got seasonings instead) for like no money. I paid a little over $6 for a $30 order and got a free gift. I even know who is getting this for Christmas... (and he doesn't read the blog, so it's ok!)

I have a feeling that a lot of us are going to have to use such creative shopping methods this Christmas. Sign up for iMommies' RSS feed. They bring the sweet deals, and it's always good stuff that I can really use. Love them. And doesn't she totally look like Beth? Weird.

Things I must share


I have no idea. No. Idea. I'm not even going to speculate. But, um... Right.

This is what happens when I leave BJ in charge


At a birthday party for our neighbor, Dylan, on Sunday... I was in Grammaland recovering from my hangover.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

I Am Sick Of The News

Ok, debates are over, everyone take a deep breath and let's talk about something interesting...

MEGAN AND TREY ARE GETTING MARRIED!

T-minus 3 days! You have to come visit on Monday (maybe Tuesday, depends on how much fun I have and how long it takes to recover) so you can see all my pictures. There are going to be many, many pictures. I even have a cute little handbag that matches my dress so I can carry my camera. You're not going to want to miss it, so don't forget to stop by.

My girls are going to look AMAZING. They're both flower girls. I got them cute little dresses for the rehearsal, too.

I'm going to get airbrushed for real tomorrow, so stay tuned for that hilarity, too. Note to self: Wear the GOOD granny panties.

We went to a potluck for MG's preschool tonight. I always get about 85% done with my meal, at a potluck, and then I start thinking about food safety, and about how I don't have the faintest idea what the kitchens of all of these random potluckers look like, and I have no idea whether or not they would be shut down by the health department if they were a restaurant, and I start to suspect that they would, and then I realize that I already ate almost everything on my plate, and I've probably already eaten whatever creepiness might have been lurking, so I might as well finish what I took, but it totally makes it impossible to enjoy potlucks.

What's funny is that I never remember to think this in advance, and I'll load up my plate with all kinds of yummy looking things, and then sure enough, when I'm 85% done, I start thinking, "Uh oh..." and getting a little green around the gills.

Something is seriously wrong with me.

So, if I'm quiet for the next few days, it's because I'm at the Wedding of the Century. None of you will notice, though, because most of you will probably be there with me. Oh, it's going to be such fun, you are in for a real treat. You thought my wedding was awesome - this is going to make my wedding look like a pot luck! (See how I brought it all back there, that's quality writing, people. Now if only I could figure out a way to do that with my toast!!!)

In The News

I'm just glad that Joe the Plumber is a plumber and not a gynecologist! That could've gotten really silly.

Yes, I just finished watching the debate, and I twittered it (so awesome) and I have decided who I'm voting for.

In case you wondered who the heck "Joe the Plumber" was, check it:



The bottom line, for me, is the health care plan. I think McCain's sucks, and I think Obama's is, basically, what I've been saying we should do for like 7 years. I like it when people agree with me. I also think that Obama kicked McCain's ass on education. Yeah, foreign experience is important, but these domestic issues trump foreign policy, in my book.

I'm an Obama girl. Took me long enough to decide, huh? I think I was the last undecided voter in the country. Don't worry Uncles Newt and Rush, BJ and I will cancel each other out.

It's a good thing I only have to hear about it for 3 weeks.