We were in the van, driving from the Strange Fruit show (which was indeed strange - check out the YouTube video), on the way to get pizza to take over to Karen's house. Claire threw a plastic bird at Mary Grace, and Mary Grace started crying.
Mommy: "Claire! That was NOT very nice. I have tried really hard to plan a nice day for you guys, and you're being VERY ungrateful with this behavior. You do not have the right to hurt someone else's body...." etc. etc. etc. for several minutes, until I ran out of steam.
Claire: "See, Mary Grace, this is why I want to go live with Mimi."