Claire has diaper rash. She didn't want me to put cream on it, because it's sore, but I had some powder so we compromised. She said I could put some on her.
(Come to think of it, when your kid is old enough to negotiate she's probably old enough to use the big girl potty.)
Anyway, I applied the powder and Claire sat up a little, looked at herself, and said, "I'm a snowman!"
Ha ha ha!