The girls were just talking to Uncle Chuck on the phone, and I noticed that Jack and Penny were conspicuously absent from the vicinity. I got suspicious, and walked toward the bathroom.
The first thing I noticed was that Penny was standing in the bathroom staring at the bathtub. The second thing I noticed was that both the shower doors were shut.
I opened the shower doors to find Jack, sitting alone in the bathtub in the dark, holding the toy that we had just filled up with Beggin' Strips. The baby was hiding out in the bathtub eating dog treats. DOG TREATS.
We win at parenting!