He just opened the dryer and stopped that cycle, too. That's new. But I don't think I can do laundry only when he's asleep. It will never get done.
He has figured out how to open all of my "child proof" cabinet locks. Did I tell you that he came out of the kitchen the other day while I was on the phone in the living room with the sprayer end of the Clorox Clean Up bottle in his mouth? I didn't? That's probably because I don't want to go to jail for child neglect and endangerment.
|All your cabinets are belong to me!|
There's a reason why 18 month old children are maximally cute. It's because they are also extremely aggravating, and possibly suicidal.