XXX-XXX-9846: Heyy do you need me to babysit this weekendm..i havent seen u guys in forever
Me: Mary Grace has the flu, so probably not - but thanks for the offer!! Soon... When we're all well.
XXX-XXX-9846: Wrong number srry.
Me: Are you sure? Cause I'm always recruiting sitters! :D
XXX-XXX-9846: Positive. Who is this neways.
Me: Amy Prettybaby. And you are?
XXX-XXX-9846: Whos that...what school do u go to?
Then I get a blocked call, asking for Amber. I said, "So are you still interested in babysitting?" and the person on the phone pretended not to know what I was talking about.
Me: I'm 33 and have 2 kids hon, school is a distant memory.
XXX-XXX-9846: Then why r u texting me?
Me: U started it.
(This is why we should never have gotten a texting plan - I just can't control myself.)