So mothers have Tweeted their births and Facebooked their births and liveblogged their births... How am I going to kick it up a notch?
I'm thinking of raffling off a ticket for one of you to actually attend the birth! This is my third. The birth will be planned so logistically it'll work. There were 74 people in the room when I had Claire. I have lost all sense of modesty when it comes to childbirth, so why not?
What do you think? $25 a chance, with the proceeds to go to Gozer's college fund?
(That sound you hear is BJ banging his head against the wall...)