One of BJ's friends posted a picture of a girl on Facebook, in the style of those "Successories" posters. The girl in the picture is wearing very little clothing and making a sandwich (in the laundry room, which I still haven't figured out). The caption was "Perfection: In the kitchen, making a sandwich."
BJ's comment, which he didn't even think I'd be able to see, because I'm not friends with the original poster:
B.J. She could use one of those sandwiches.