One of the most popular posts on many blogs is a round up of search terms that led searchers to said blog. I just found a couple doozies in my stats:
Anal Leakage & Cat - wow, dude. Sorry. I know I was no help, but, yikes.
Cleaning Up Confetti Out of a Lawn - I'm pretty sure you don't want to use a vacuum. Beyond that, my only advice is to make the kids do it.
Nadia Suleman vs. Dr. Phil - this was within the past 24 hours. Seriously, kids, aren't we over it yet?