Elmo's the Reason Why Mommy Drinks

Claire (all day): I want Elmo!

Mommy: I want Oprah.

Claire: I want Elmo! I WANT ELMO!!!

Mommy: Fine.
(Youtube, thank God, has 24/7 Elmo coverage)

Claire: La la la, song! La la la! I want dat! I want Elmo!

Mommy: Narg.

Mary Grace: Elmo's made of ketchup, Mommy.

Mommy: What's Cookie Monster made of?

Mary Grace: Of blue.

Mommy: What's Oscar made of?

Mary Grace: Of green. That's Yoda. That's Yoda, Mommy. I want to watch Yoda.

Claire: I want Elmo! La la la!

Mommy: What's Big Bird made of?

Mary Grace: Mommy, I really want to watch Yoda.

Claire: ELMO!!! AAAAAHHHH!