Dear Karma,
I said I didn't lie to the cop and tell him that one of my kids had a fever. Didn't, as in did NOT. It was strictly unnecessary to give Mary Grace a fever (of 102, I swear I'm not making this up) this afternoon.
Please retract the fever and return her to her regularly scheduled happiness as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
Amy
I said I didn't lie to the cop and tell him that one of my kids had a fever. Didn't, as in did NOT. It was strictly unnecessary to give Mary Grace a fever (of 102, I swear I'm not making this up) this afternoon.
Please retract the fever and return her to her regularly scheduled happiness as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
Amy
1 comment:
You're kidding! That's terrible!!
Well at least you know that telling the truth can get you off with a warning, so the lie was unnecessary.
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