Monday, April 21, 2008

A Musical Interlude

(To the tune of Everybody Hurts, by REM)

When the breakfast's done
'Bout the time that Handy Manny's on
When you're just sitting down
To relax
Hang on...

Don't let yourself go
Cause somebody sure stinks.
Everybody poops
At nine.

Something really smells so wrong...

Now it's time to sing along...

When your day has just begun
(hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go
(hold on, hold on)
When you've just sat down to blog
'Bout this life, hang on...

Cause somebody sure stinks.
You need to change some pants.
Everybody poops.

Don't blow out the back...
Ooooooohhhh no! No!
Don't blow out the back!
If you feel like you're gonna go
No no no, don't go alone.

If you're on your own
And your pants
Your pants are hanging low.
If you're sure you have too much
In your drawers
To move on...

Everybody poops.
Sometimes, everybody stinks
Sometimes, everybody poops
At nine.

Everybody poops
At nine!

So hold on, hold on,
Hold on, hold on,
Everybody poops!


Anonymous said...

LOL! Thanks I needed that this morning... and that's almost exactly how my morning went. :)

Mimi said...

HA! That's too funny!!